5 A Day?

[hibster]

craig elbow tweeting about the health beenfits of vodka & tonic with the lemons & limes as well

Fantastic news!
I would also like to add chipsticks to my list after rediscovering their tangy greatness last night!
Sofar i have 4/5 of of my daily requirement with vodka, limes, fresh air and now chipsticks. Can anybody suggest a good source of protein that could compliment my diet. Many thanks.

i would like to applaud everyone for their restraint in not posting the obvious reply to this

[hibster]

With burned bits ... Cooked at 3am ..... whilst being very drunk!

so the burnt bits weren't a deliberate choice, more a result of falling asleep whilst cooking?
have done that myself many times. though with bacon & not chicken & mushroom pies


does cider count as one of my five fruit/veg portions?

[Mandy Broke My Door]

Eggy Bread, Roast potatoes, fresh fish, rhubarb crumble and ointment

[god]

I have settled on war, famine, death, pestilence and Kerry Katona

[hibster]

surely kk is included in one of the prior categories?

[donogh]

Careful not to overdose on Kerry katona!

[doll]

Can somebody (god?) please tell me has Kerry Katona actually had a stroke? I saw her last week on Severed on Ice, her face was a bit dippy, her speech was very slurred and there was a significant amount of dribbling going on. Is that usual?

[Droid]

I heard that in Scotland they aim for 2-a-day. Bless 'em.