Drunkeness.

by **doll** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:03 am

donogh wrote:But a hot Jameson with cloves is better for a bad chest. The results are there to be seen!

Is that with cigarettes or without?

by **donogh** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:35 pm

30 cigarettes in a night are not recommended when recovering from a chest infection!

by **courageschild** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:09 pm

Too many stories... None that reflect well and would only give the youth of today ideas!

by **donogh** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:42 pm

Tis a day to enjoy a wee drink!

Happy St Patricks day!

by **doll** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:58 am

donogh wrote:Tis a day to enjoy a wee drink!

Happy St Patricks day!

Are you sure it wasn't wee you were drinking? You sounded as pissed as a fart. Glad to report that i'm not dead yet, so you've got another £52.83 to spend on drink instead of flights, now that you are saved from 'reluctantly' attendng my funeral! Hope it was well worth the broken head you're suffering from today :-)

by **ericlered** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:41 am

After a lot of guinness last night i fell asleep on my night bus meaning i had to get a taxi home....

by **Mandy Broke My Door** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:02 pm

I find it frightening that this week a character on Holby City was seen injecting alcohol into an orange. I feel that this could give ideas to terrorists about how to poison fruit.”

by **doll** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:17 pm

Mandy Broke My Door wrote:I find it frightening that this week a character on Holby City was seen injecting alcohol into an orange.

A brilliant idea! I'm going to start with a mango surprise now. I haven't got a syringe so i will have to poke little holes in it with my Xmas steak knives. I knew they would eventually come in handy.
Top tip Mandy, keep them coming. Many thanks.

by **donogh** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:58 pm

I don't think I need anymore tips for drinking, I can't move after the last 4 days!

by **god** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:36 am

The sons of Noah who went forth from the ark were Shem, Ham, and Japheth. Ham was the father of Canaan. These three were the sons of Noah; and from these the whole earth was peopled. Noah was the first tiller of the soil. He planted a vineyard; and he drank of the wine, and became drunk, and lay uncovered in his tent. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brothers outside.Then Shem and Japheth took a garment, laid it upon both their shoulders, and walked backward and covered the nakedness of their father; their faces were turned away, and they did not see their father's nakedness. When Noah awoke from his wine and knew what his youngest son had done to him, he said, "Cursed be Canaan; a slave of slaves shall he be to his brothers." He also said, "Blessed by the LORD my God be Shem; and let Canaan be his slave. God enlarge Japheth, and let him dwell in the tents of Shem; and let Canaan be his slave." After the flood Noah lived three hundred and fifty years. All the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years; and he died. (Genesis 9:18-29)

by **doll** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:20 pm

Thanks for those words of wisdom God.

by **Mandy Broke My Door** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:25 pm

Always useful after a few days on the pop!

by **doll** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:45 pm

Mandy Broke My Door wrote:Always useful after a few days on the pop!

So selfish!

by **Mandy Broke My Door** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:08 pm

doll wrote:
Mandy Broke My Door wrote:Always useful after a few days on the pop!

So selfish!

by **doll** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:13 pm

I made sword fish for tea on Wednesday. It neither made me smell or poo.

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